I have memories of instances, thoughts, conundrums, brief encounters, choices and the like that don't necessarily fall into life-defining moments and will probably never be the topic of conversation. But their tenacity in staying in my head seems adequate enough for giving them some mention somewhere.
"I've never liked tall women. You may have changed that. You have a lovely forehead."
~Hungarian man in Boston, we had coffee after that
Pair of underwear from the Barcelona Football Club that had a chip inside that played the BFC anthem.
Most Annoying Question:
Do you play basketball?
What is the correct response?
"You're so tall."
"I thought if I let it stay there, it would disappear."
~A Professor's reason for not looking at my paper. Did he think I had magic powers?
Worst sports saying:
"The pain is all in your head."
~If it was in my head, it would be a headache.
Subject not to bring up:
Red napkins at my wedding
Depending on the day, fresh baked bread or Dolce & Gabbana
I'm sure there are more. For now, that's enough.