Friday, August 29, 2008

variations of a theme: torn acl

Minimum co-pay/doctor visit: $25
Prescription drugs for pain: $35
Buying a raised toilet seat in your mid-20's: Priceless

To be sung to the tune of the last verse of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

12 doctor visits
11 different doctors
10 thousand dollars co-pay
9 days of sleeping
8 weeks of crutches
7 hours in waiting
6 months of rehab
5 rotating family nurses
4 tiny stitches
3 knee contraptions
2 prescription narcotics
and a rai-ais-ed toilet seat

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