* It's not a learning curve; it's a wall. I'm not talking about a climbing wall, I'm referring to a wall of tile drenched in oil - slick and entirely vertical.
* Your living space is a war zone of binkies and burp cloths.
*Burp cloths are designed to protect your clothes from baby vomit. Indeed they do. They provide a space that baby will refuse to vomit on, preferring instead every other available space on your clothes and theirs.
What They Don't Tell You in Childbirth Education Classes
*All those breastfeeding positions for holding baby are a perfectly simple with a plastic doll. Insert a squirming, screaming, flailing infant to the equation and latching at all becomes a miracle, let alone latching correctly.
*Your infant did not attend this class and/or read any of the "how to get your infant to sleep 12 hours straight" and/or adjust their internal clock to the 14 recommended schedules you're supposed to be on for maximum infant development. Deal with it.