The Younger Years - to be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the slush
In a wood-paneled Caravan
O'er the roads we go
Nothing to the plan.
Horns are blaring loud
Making spirits mad
What fun it is to ride and sing
Harassing mom and dad
Jingle bells! Matthew smells.
Sarah packed a giant dog.
I just need a place to stretch
But Rachel's a space hog - OH!
The Young Adult Years: to be sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland
In the yard, we will build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say, "Are you married?"
We'll say, "No man. But you can do the job while you're in town."
Later on, we'll perspire
As we "cuddle" by the fire
To face unafraid
The kid we just made
Not-walking in a winter wonderland.
Present Day Parenthood: to be sung to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas
(Special thanks to hubby for sharing his creative juices with me on this one!)
Twelve slobbery smooches