Hubby: "If you were a superhero, what would your name be?"
Me, pausing only briefly: "Boogity-Boogity."
Me: "It would be worth it to have the first villain I encounter utter 'I see you've come for a fight Boogity-Boogity."
If the villain could keep a straight face, then s/he deserves to win.
My superpower would be killing villains by making them laugh to death (mostly by having to say my name). And you know the parts in the cartoons where the villain narrowly escapes with minor injuries? Well, that would be the equivalent of peeing his/her pants. How embarassing and, let's face it, terrible if you're in a tight, villain-esque, trampy sort of ensemble (otherwise known as jeggings).